Who said “Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.”?

“One fool at least in every married couple.”

“They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake.”

“Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance.”

“I never hate a man enough to give him his diamonds back.”

“'Tis safest in matrimony to begin with a little aversion.”

“You must pay the price if you wish to secure the blessing.”

“There are no necessary evils in government. Its evils exist only in its abuses.”

“The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality.”

“The brave man inattentive to his duty, is worth little more to his country, than the coward who deserts her in the hour of danger.”

“As long as our government is administered for the good of the people, and is regulated by their will; as long as it secures to us the rights of persons and of property, liberty of conscience and of the press, it will be worth defending.”

“It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word.”