Who said “Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.”?

“I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.”

“Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.”

“A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.”

“Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.”

“I am a great friend to public amusements; for they keep people from vice.”

“I never met a man I didn't like.”

“I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.”

“Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects.”

“Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.”

“Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.”

“There is only one thing that can kill the Movies, and that is education.”