Who said “I never met a man I didn't like.”?

“Talk not of wasted affection; affection never was wasted.”

“Caresses, expressions of one sort or another, are necessary to the life of the affections as leaves are to the life of a tree. If they are wholly restrained, love will die at the roots.”

“It's not till sex has died out between a man and a woman that they can really love. And now I mean affection. Now I mean to be fond of (as one is fond of oneself) --to hope, to be disappointed, to live inside the other heart. When I look back on the pain of sex, the love like a wild fox so ready to bite, the antagonism that sits like a twin beside love, and contrast it with affection, so deeply unrepeatable, of two people who have lived a life together (and of whom one must die) it's the affection I find richer. It's that I would have again. Not all those doubtful rainbow colors.”

“A woman's life is a history of the affections.”

“Most people would rather give than get affection.”

“I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.”

“Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects.”

“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.”

“Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.”

“Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.”

“There is only one thing that can kill the Movies, and that is education.”