Who said “Bride, n. A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.”?

“Weddyng is desteny, And hangyng likewise.”

“Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.”

“Of all actions of a man's life, his marriage does least concern other people, yet of all actions of our life 'Tis most meddled with by other people.”

“A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast.”

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”

“A temporary insanity curable by marriage.”

“Saint, n. A dead sinner, revised and edited.”

“Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy.”

“A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.”

“The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.”

“Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.”