Who said “Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women…”?

“I expect that Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man.”

“The happiest women, like the happiest nations, have no history.”

“The feminine mystique has succeeded in burying millions of American women alive.”

“If civilization had been left in female hands we would still be living in grass huts.”

“I have always found women difficult. I don't really understand them. To begin with, few women tell the truth.”

“Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.”

“Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.”

“The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.”

“All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.”

“Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.”

“Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.”