“Girls we love for what they are; men for what they promise to be.”
“Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.”
“If all men are born free, why is it that all women are born slaves?”
“'Tis strange what a man may do, and a woman yet think him an angel.”
“A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.”
“Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?”
“Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last.”
“Where women love each other, men learn to smother their mutual dislike.”
“A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry is to a woman.”
“Once a man is on hand, a woman tends to stop believing in her own beliefs.”
“Whatever evil a man may think of women, there is no woman but thinks more.”
“The cruelest thing a man can do to a woman is to portray her as perfection.”
“Men are just as sensitive, and in some ways more sensitive, than women are.”
“If man knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry.”
“Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings.”
“I consider that women who are authors, lawyers, and politicians are monsters.”
“Man weeps to think that he will die so soon; woman, that she was born so long ago.”
“Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at.”
“Let us treat the men and women well: treat them as if they were real: perhaps they are.”
“Love is lost in men's capricious minds, but in women s, it fills all the room it finds.”
“Men naturally resent it when women take greater liberties in dress than men are allowed.”
“In the sex war, thoughtlessness is the weapon of the male, vindictiveness of the female.”
“The main difference between men and woman is that men are lunatics and woman are idiots.”
“The female of the genus homo is economically dependent on the male. He is her food supply.”
“Whether women are better than men I cannot say, but I can say they are certainly no worse.”
“Men are gentle, honest and straightforward. Women are convoluted, deceptive and dangerous.”
“When men and woman die, as poets sung, his heart's the last part moves, her last, the tongue.”
“If women were as fastidious as men, morally or physically, there would be an end of the race.”
“When men and women agree, it is only in their conclusions; their reasons are always different.”
“Men mistake friendship, but not sex, for love; women mistake sex, but not friendship, for love.”