“Women have got to make the world safe for men since men have made it so darned unsafe for women.”
“I don't know why women want any of the things men have when one the things that women have is men.”
“When a woman is very, very bad, she is awful, but when a man is correspondingly good, he is weird.”
“With men he can be rational and unaffected, but when he has ladies to please, every feature works.”
“Men who do not make advances to women are apt to become victims to women who make advances to them.”
“A man's brain has a more difficult time shifting from thinking to feeling than a women's brain does.”
“Much can be inferred about a man from his mistress: in her one beholds his weaknesses and his dreams.”
“When men and women are able to respect and accept their differences then love has a chance to blossom.”
“When you educate a man you educate an individual; when you educate a woman you educate a whole family.”
“A woman who gives any advantage to a man may expect a lover -- but will sooner or later find a tyrant.”
“Men greet each other with a sock on the arm, women with a hug, and the hug wears better in the long run.”
“Women receive he insults of men with tolerance, having been bitten in the nipple by their toothless gums.”
“Man is always looking for someone to boast to; woman is always looking for a shoulder to put her head on.”
“There is no kind of harassment that a man may not inflict on a woman with impunity in civilized societies.”
“She plucked from my lapel the invisible strand of lint (the universal act of woman to proclaim ownership).”
“The superiority of one man's opinion over another's is never so great as when the opinion is about a woman.”
“Even the wisest men make fools of themselves about women, and even the most foolish women are wise about men.”
“A woman is a branchy tree and man a singing wind; and from her branches carelessly he takes what he can find.”
“While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.”
“Women must try to do things as men have tried. When they fail their failure must be but a challenge to others.”
“And when a woman's will is as strong as the man's who wants to govern her, half her strength must be concealment.”
“Men are motivated and empowered when they feel needed. Women are motivated and empowered when they feel cherished.”
“Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.”
“Every theory of love, from Plato down teaches that each individual loves in the other sex what he lacks in himself.”
“A pretty little collection of weaknesses and a terror of spiders are our indispensable stock-in-trade with the men.”
“Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later, for another thing, they die earlier.”
“It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son -- and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.”
“A woman who takes things from a man is called a girlfriend, a man who takes things from a woman is called a gigolo.”
“There are certainly are not so many men of large fortune in the world as there are of pretty woman to deserve them.”
“The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders.”