Who said “With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law…”?

“Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”

“When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.”

“The Senate is a body of old men charged with high duties and misdemeanors.”

“The Few assume to be the deputies, but they are often only the despoilers of the Many.”

“Great is the power, great is the authority of a senate that is unanimous in its opinions.”

“I never met a man I didn't like.”

“I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.”

“Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects.”

“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.”

“Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.”

“Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.”