Who said “You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother.”?

“A New York divorce is in itself a diploma of virtue.”

“I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.”

“France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are ''made in America.''”

“The possibility of divorce renders both marriage partners stricter in their observance of the duties they owe to each other. Divorces help to improve morals and to increase the population.”

“People named John and Mary never divorce. For better or for worse, in madness and in saneness, they seem bound together for eternity by their rudimentary nomenclature. They may loathe and despise one another, quarrel, weep, and commit mayhem, but they are not free to divorce. Tom, Dick, and Harry can go to Reno on a whim, but nothing short of death can separate John and Mary.”

“No good deed goes unpunished.”

“Always remember, Peggy, it's matrimonial suicide to be jealous when you have a really good reason.”

“A man has only one escape from his old self: to see a different self in the mirror of some woman's eyes.”

“You see few people here in America who really care very much about living a Christian life in a democratic world.”

“Communism is the opiate of the intellectuals [With] no cure except as a guillotine might be called a cure for dandruff.”

“Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.”