Who said “O Polly, you might have toyed and kissed, by keeping men off, you keep them on.”?

“No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not.”

“The number of women in London who flirt with their own husbands is perfectly scandalous. It looks so bad. It is simply washing one's clean linen in public.”

“Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her -- when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?”

“God created the flirt as soon as he made the fool.”

“All women are flirts, but some are restrained by shyness, and others by sense.”

“Sure men were born to lie, and women to believe them!”

“Those who in quarrels interpose, must often wipe a bloody nose.”

“I must have women -- there is nothing unbends the mind like them.”

“No retreat. No retreat. They must conquer or die who've no retreat.”

“Fill it up. I take as large draughts of liquor as I did of love. I hate a flincher in either.”

“Do you think your Mother and I should have liv'd comfortably so long together, if ever we had been married?”