Who said “How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge!”?

“Imprisoned in every fat man, a thin one is wildly signaling to be let out.”

“Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? No -- no, your lean, hungry men who are continually worrying society, and setting the whole community by the ears.”

“There is no need to worry about mere size. We do not necessarily respect a fat man more than a thin man. Sir Isaac Newton was very much smaller than a hippopotamus, but we do not on that account value him less.”

“I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.”

“Fat is a social disease, and fat is a feminist issue.”

“Candy, is dandy, but Liquor, is quicker.”

“Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.”

“One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.”

“Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope.”

“A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.”

“The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.”