Who said “They who drink beer will think beer.”?

“Drunkenness is temporary suicide.”

“I'm not so think as you drunk I am.”

“The piano has been drinking, not me.”

“Candy, is dandy, but Liquor, is quicker.”

“I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler.”

“I am always at a loss to know how much to believe of my own stories.”

“Little minds are tamed and subdued by misfortune; but great minds rise above it.”

“Those men are most apt to be obsequious and conciliating abroad, who are under the discipline of shrews at home.”

“A tart temper never mellows with age, and a sharp tongue is the only edge tool that grows keener with constant use.”

“A tart temper never mellows with age, and a sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.”

“There is a healthful hardiness about real dignity that never dreads contact and communion with others however humble.”