Who said “Those men are most apt to be obsequious and conciliating abroad, who are under the…”?

“To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.”

“Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.”

“The bitterest creature under heaven is the wife who discovers that her husband's bravery is only bravado, that his strength is only a uniform, that his power is but a gun in the hands of a fool.”

“No man worth his salt, no man of spirit and spine, no man for whom I could have any respect, could rejoice in the identification of Tallulah's husband. It's tough enough to be bogged down in a legend. It would be even tougher to marry one.”

“I revere the memory of Mr. F. as an estimable man and most indulgent husband, only necessary to mention Asparagus and it appeared or to hint at any little delicate thing to drink and it came like magic in a pint bottle; it was not ecstasy but it was comfort.”

“They who drink beer will think beer.”

“I am always at a loss to know how much to believe of my own stories.”

“Little minds are tamed and subdued by misfortune; but great minds rise above it.”

“A tart temper never mellows with age, and a sharp tongue is the only edge tool that grows keener with constant use.”

“A tart temper never mellows with age, and a sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.”

“There is a healthful hardiness about real dignity that never dreads contact and communion with others however humble.”