Who said “Members rise from CMG (known sometimes in Whitehall as ''Call Me God'') to KCMG…”?

“An autobiography is obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.”

“Every autobiography is concerned with two characters, a Don Quixote, the Ego, and a Sancho Panza, the Self.”

“When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do -- well, that's Memoirs.”

“All those writers who write about their own childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine you wouldn't sit in the same room with me.”

“I write fiction and I'm told it's autobiography, I write autobiography and I'm told it's fiction, so since I'm so dim and they're so smart, let them decide what it is or it isn't.”

“Once you touch the trappings of monarchy, like opening an Egyptian tomb, the inside is liable to crumble.”

“In America journalism is apt to be regarded as an extension of history: in Britain, as an extension of conversation.”

“Muddle is the extra unknown personality in any committee.”

“The lounge of the main hotel is full of jollity, with large comfortable men sitting in braces; the bar is packed with talkative intellectuals, full of witty disloyalties. The next week the main hotel is suddenly full of dinner-jackets and large hats. The girls are dressed as if for a weekend in the country. When one of the great men of the party comes through, the crowd edges respectfully away, murmuring loyal noises.”