Who said “A mistress should be like a little country retreat near the town, not to dwell in…”?

“You know that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.”

“It is not difficult to deceive the first time, for the deceived possesses no antibodies; unvaccinated by suspicion, she overlooks lateness, accepts absurd excuses, permits the flimsiest patching to repair great rents in the quotidian.”

“One man's folly is often another man's wife.”

“Adultery is the application of democracy to love.”

“Husbands are chiefly good lovers when they are betraying their wives.”

“I weigh the man, not his title; 'tis not the king's stamp can make the metal better.”

“Women serve but to keep a man from better company.”

“Good fellowship and friendship are lasting, rational and manly pleasures.”

“Women of quality are so civil, you can hardly distinguish love from good breeding.”

“Thy books should, like thy friends, not many be, yet such wherein men may thy judgment see.”

“I have heard people eat most heartily of another man's meat, that is, what they do not pay for.”