Who said “A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to…”?

“Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.”

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man is in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.”

“Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and eight times out of nine I'll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities.”

“A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner.”

“I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.”

“Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.”

“A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.”

“It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son -- and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.”

“France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are ''made in America.''”

“When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one.”

“What a man calls his ''conscience'' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.”