Who said “A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.”?

“One fool at least in every married couple.”

“They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake.”

“Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance.”

“I never hate a man enough to give him his diamonds back.”

“'Tis safest in matrimony to begin with a little aversion.”

“Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.”

“A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.”

“It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son -- and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.”

“France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are ''made in America.''”

“When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one.”

“What a man calls his ''conscience'' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.”