Who said “What a man calls his ''conscience'' is merely the mental action that follows a…”?

“Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.”

“Never do anything against conscience even if the state demands it.”

“I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.”

“I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions.”

“Conscience has no more to do with gallantry than it has with politics.”

“Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.”

“A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.”

“A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.”

“It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son -- and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.”

“France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are ''made in America.''”

“When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one.”